The Augmented Fifth - 12/24/2017

Sunday, December 24, 2017

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' Fifth House Not a creature was rehearsing, not even with Henhouse; (yeah, so I rhymed house and house. Bite me)

The Airturns were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Young Daniel soon would be there;

The musicians were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of mint milanos danced in their heads

And Melissa in her 'kerchief, and Eric in that ridiculous cabbie cap,

Had just settled down but not really because the staff isn't on break, just the musicians—‌

When out on the lawn of the MIC Campus, there arose such a clatter, Herine sprang from her practice room to see what was the matter.Away to the front desk, Katherine flew like a flash, Tore open the drawers, and stole the piano key.The moon on the double D's of the new fallen snow, Ha... breast jokes;When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature Toyota Avalon, and eight tiny mayo packets,With a little old dribbler, so lonely and pick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Brouwer.More rapid than page turns they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:

"Now Smash, now Gra-che, now Missy and Deucey, "On A Lizard, on Charlan, on Old Daniel and Mr. Sparkles;

This poem is long and it's late at night,

I'm trying my best to be funny, so sue me alright?

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight‍—‌

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good rest of the 12th Fifth House season!

P.S. There's no Top 10. This took long enough